Last Peep Show last night, Jez pissed himself in the church and I nearly pissed myself watching him piss his self...brilliant

Took Austen to B&Q today, I will never take him to the pluming isle again!! It was like the extras in Borat - “what's this do daddy?” was asked about every single plumb fitting in the universe... Still its nice that his trouser now fit. Spent half a day at Jeffs garage fitting bits back on the never ending mk2 escort zetec project I have going on, its looking amazing and not far off being started up and there's even talk of the mot being carried out soon? (more info)


Left the garage to watch the FA Cup final at Scott and Kates – crap game, great result 1-0 to Chelsea (Drogba 116).

Its an evening in with Laura Ann Duffin, Home and Away, Blush wine and the latest episode of Lost - I wonder if Bills still a massive Lost fan?

Not a lot else happening today so I’ll sign off with a quote from the mighty Quincy ME

“The apparent cause of death was a short temper and a desperate need to solve the problems of our society”