This guy can often be found walking the streets of Hayle, in the winter months Mr Hayle (Steptoe) can be seen with a massive amount of snot dangleling from his face.

Credentials to be filled in shortly

• Shambolicness
• Drunkeness
• Smell
• Capacity for Violence
• Capacity to scare small children
• Self Fighting tendencies
• Anecdote quota
• Attire
• Special weapon