Another brand new section on the blog – ive been meaning to note down every single crap, really crap, really really really crap and occasionally ok car Ive owned. This blog seems like the perfect place to store all this valuable information and cement it in cyber concrete for everyone to view for years to come. So please kick back and admire the wonder that is...

TDG 501, my first car – a green Morris 1000 4 door. 1957, no synchromesh in 1st gear, previously owned by Dad and Kate. This car could be unlocked with a plectrum and started without keys.